Exclusive: My Conversation with COMEX Gold

I just got a phone call from December Gold. It’s the first time in my 23 years of trading that I’ve gotten a cold call from a commodity futures contract. Seems Gold has been reading my blog and he’s chosen my humble corner of the market for this exclusive interview to set the record straight on a few things that have appeared in the media recently. Ed Bradley RIP and Charlie Rose eat your hearts out.

The first thing Gold said to me was that “American politicians are my lifeblood, and frankly, I’d be nothing without them. The more jawboning the better. Uncertainty is the driver to my success, and with these headlines, not even a Tweet from Kim Kardashian could propel me higher.”

More gold insight:

– “Helicopter Ben is one of my favorite business partners. He is clueless, but leaving him at the helm of the Fed is like Christmas at Fort Knox. He’s totally “job security” as far as I’m concerned. I might ascend to $3,000 from these levels. I might take a breather down to $1625 and hang with J-Lo for a while. But don’t take my word for it, just watch my price.”

– “After Obama endorses Hillary Clinton for President, he should move to London to help with the unrest there. They need a good community organizer right now. He was good at it and they need him to bridge the peace.”

– “I want to have Ben Bernanke’s children. No man in history has had such a profound effect on my growth and upbringing. He’s heavy metal. Love him…”


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