The Honorable Rudolph W. Giuliani has bowed out of the race for President and has quickly endorsed Senator John McCain for the post. “John McCain is the most qualified candidate to be the next commander in chief of the United States,” Giuliani said. “He’s an American hero,” Hizzoner said from Simi Valley, CA today.
After the endorsement, Rudy left hurriedly for Chicago where he began his new career as a CME Floor Trader in the Eurodollar pit. Below is a shot of America’s Mayor bidding up Eurodollars after today’s Fed rate cut.Continue Reading...
Here is a artist’s rendition of what the new vehicle from Tata Motors will look like. It’s called Nano and it is the world’s cheapest car.
Priced at the equivalent of $2,500 I’m in for two of them given all the driving I do in LA – one for me, one for my girl.
At a combined price of $5,000, they will be the cheapest set of Tata’s ever sold in Beverly Hills.Continue Reading...
If you are in an MBA, CFA (or CFP Program for that matter) and are headed to Wall St. with your credentials thinking you’re going to be bullet-proof, quit while you can and save a lot of money. You don’t need them – they are useless. You need a high degree of Emotional Intelligence to manage risk or to trade. This type of intelligence was totally absent from the CFOs resumes of the major Wall St. banks. Unless you have Emotional Intelligence, no degree or designation is going to help you. You will shy away from being an individual or from being unique. You will be relegated to those that want to fit in.
You figure that at least one of the Street’s CFOs would have said, “Uh, we have way too much exposure here and we need to pull back. The trade was good while it lasted, but now we need to be proactive and at least sell this shit to someone else.” A good trader knows not only when to get in and when to get out, but what the right position size is for the level of heat he can withstand.
Why didn’t they do something? They were scared to stand out from the crowd and do something different. The sad part is, they were scared to feel their own feelings and do something about it for themselves. Not only did they fail in protecting shareholder wealth, but they were not honest with themselves either. They are the bleating sheep now.
IMHO, the CFOs should go back to their respective Alma Maters and demand a refund. All the big-named schools and all the the bullshit designations didn’t mean shit. They are shit.
The next time a recruiter or headhunter tells you that you need a terminal degree or designation, tell them that you want to be different from the rest of Wall St. and have integrity by NOT getting one.
It’s all about how you feel and how you put those feelings to work.Continue Reading...
Tom Cruise is first in line to get the new Ducati. He must feel the need for speed. Unfortunately, here in LA there aren’t too many roads for him to open it up on because we live in a perpetual state of traffic. It is said that rush-hour starts at about 5 am and runs to 4:59 am the next day. It’s always rush-hour here.
Cruise, who looked really pissed at the SAG Awards the other night, has been the talk of the internet as Videos of him vamping on Scientology spread as fast as something like this would. My guess is he had that in the back of his mind at the SAG Awards and he knew everyone else was thinking about it too, so he felt like a big idiot.
I watched one of these videos, the one where he said “Being a Scientologist, when you drive past an accident, it’s not like anyone else. As you drive past, you know you have to do something about it, because you know you’re the only one who can help.”
I was going to take the road test for a motorcycle license a few years ago and someone who I respect a lot said to me “there are two types of motorcyclists: those who have been in accidents and those who are going to be.” I never followed through with the license.
I hope for Tom’s sake, if he ever takes a spill on his new Ducati, which I hope he doesn’t, that a friendly neighborhood Scientologist is nearby to take care of him. They’re the only ones who can really help.Continue Reading...
Gold as a commodity has gotten a lot of press recently, most likely because it is running at very high prices. It also has enjoyed a 50% increase in the last 6 months or so, so everyone is talking about it.
I’ve seen several television commercials that talk about taking advantage of the recent up move in Gold. From what I can see, the commercials aim are to take advantage of investors who don’t know better. If you are to invest in Gold, you gotta buy Gold. For the most part, that comes in 2 forms: Gold Futures contracts and their respective Options, or streetTRACKS Gold Shares (NYSE: GLD).
I don’t believe that gold coins are the best way for you to play the gold move. I have a gold coin collection myself. Mint Double Eagles from the early 1900s to be exact. They are beautiful and they are now family heirlooms. But they are collectibles, not investments. Gold coins will appreciate the more rare and more precious they become, not by the rise or fall of gold itself. Don’t be a fool and buy Gold coins thinking that you’re in on the gold move. You’re not. Buy them as gifts for you kids. They’re nice and they look pretty.
From Silence of the Lambs
Clarice Starling: Your anagrams are showing, doctor. (She circles the cage, still keeping him in view) ‘Louis Friend…?’ ‘Iron Sulfide.’ Also known as fool’s gold.
Hannibal Lecter: Oh Clarice, your problem is, you need to get more fun out of life.Continue Reading...